10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician