10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-