10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.