10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!