10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)