10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear