10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks