10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'