10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?