10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs