10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Those eggs smell delicious!