10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave