10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.