10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.