10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger