10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.