10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker