10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant