10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth