10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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