10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester