10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.