10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."