10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986