10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.