10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-