10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"