10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.