10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.