10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.