10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth