10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."