10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."