10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright