10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer