10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fold and live to fold again
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...