10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.