10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet