10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.