10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.