10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!