10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-