10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.