10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.