10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion