10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus