10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus