10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!