10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln