10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."